The Human Centipede- First Sequence (2009)<---Click Me 4 Movie!!!

FRIDAY-  September 6th, 2013
"Let Me Help You..."

The Human Centipede (First Sequence)- Wrong Experiment Gone Right?!:
(Title LINK is in English)
2009/Dutch/R/Horror

"A mad scientist kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to reassemble them into a new "pet"-- a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others' rectums."~ Human Centipede- First Sequence (2009)



HQ Thoughts: "Time has passed since this film was deemed the first of it's kind to explore such a macabre scientific 'what if '. Now that the Final Sequence is coming upon us, I thought that maybe we could revisit the beginning of a franchise that is sure to make your stomach curdle.

Everyone that I took the time to watch this with (and I've seen it plenty) they all seem to be mad at the fact that this movie is so sick and disgusting. I'm usually shocked because the beauty of this film is that there is little to absolutely NO GORE in this film. Just the idea. Sounds, medical visuals and an outcome of success is all you get and it's enough to make you squirm.

2 girls are unfortunate enough to have their car break down in Dr. Heiter's backyard and are invited in, in effort to help... or so we think. They are led to a makeshift basement where a Japanese man was already being held captive and the horrors begin there.

Dr. Heiter doesn't fall short on the dialogue, where in some cases he creates a sense of disgust while explaining jovially his intentions to create a human centipede attached via gastric systems. WTF???

There are some gems here like "FEEED HIM!" and "Now I Will Make You The Middle Piece" that tend to spearhead some of my inside jokes.... O man you will see what I mean. I adore this original and hear that the 2 set to follow suit (Full Sequence is out already, Final is said to be ready by 2014) are gory and beyond the limits of this. We shall see."

MARTYRS (2008)<-- Click ME 4 Movie!!!

Monday- July 15th, 2013
"Revised- Revisited"

Martyrs: Dying for a cause?:
(Title LINK is in English dubbed)
2008/France/R/Horror

"A young woman's quest for revenge against the people who kidnapped and tormented her as a child leads her and a friend, who is also a victim of child abuse, on a terrifying journey into a living hell of depravity. " ~ Martyrs (2008)





HQ Thoughts: "I ran across this awesome film after a brief word of mouth recommendation that I am happy I didn't pass up. This is one hell of a ride that starts off immediately with a young girl escaping what seems to be a dungeon of some sort. She is beat to the core and so mentally fucked that she barely talks or interacts normally.

She meets a best friend... they grow up and pretty much protect each other until her demons get the best of her and she goes out for her own form of revenge. And that is just the first 20 mins!!! 

What happens after, not even the most seasoned horror buff can imagine!

Brutal isn't the word, scenes literally had me holding my breath. This film is original, super twisted and takes you to a new plateau of horror. Fast paced and excellent until the end."

Old Boy (2003)<---Click Me 4 Movie!!!

SATURDAY- July 13th, 2013
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Old Boy: He did what?!:
(Title LINK is in S.Korean w/ English subtitles)
2003/R/Horror 

"After being kidnapped and imprisoned for 15 years, Oh Dae-Su is released, only to find that he must find his captor in 5 days. " ~ Old Boy (2003)






HQ Thoughts: "Classic. Puts the horror in horrible and Asians know how to do it! WOW

Oh Dae-Su was held captive after being kidnapped one day from a police station. We have no clue why and neither does he but he is kept hostage for the next 15 years, not to mention that he is fed and pretty much kept isolated with only a facade of an apartment and a television.

He learns as time winds down that he has the opportunity to find who has done this to him, because they basically ruined his entire life, including his family. The obviously pissed and bitter captors give this guy 5 days and Oh Dae-Su uses everything that he learned from TV to inflict the most pain as he tries to find his new meaning in life. Pay attention is all I can recommend because the visual is amazing.

Oh yea and Spike Lee is remaking it this year to my greatest disappointment."